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| Meet Fred, the retired Frigate-weight boxing champ ready to take on Splatter Island's pie challenge. His hardened head may have taken punches, but can it withstand the ultimate dessert showdown? Find out as he competes for cash in this wild and mess... Starring:  | ||||
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| Ulysses is back on Splatter Island.
After the sudden crash of SplatterCoin, Ulysses needs to raise funds in order to keep it going. Any port in a storm, right? But sometimes the cure is worse than the illness.
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| Nathan is a free-lance coach, but he would like to get onboard with a university. He has received a call from Gazillion University, the private university, which is run by Gazillion, the most popular search engine on Splatter Island, who has an open... Starring:  | ||||
Includes this file: the_job_offer.mp4 60fps H.264    | ||||
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| Ok, it's time for Nathan to interview for the coaching position at Gazillion University. He took their recommendation and wore his birthday suit, what he was wearing the day he was born. That's what they meant, right?
Right?
No. On Splatter Island,... Starring: | ||||
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| Nathan's mission, should he choose to accept it, is to diffuse the splatter.
There's a random number, between 1 and 100, associated with the two pies right beside his face. If he can guess that number in 10 seconds, the splatter is diffused. If not,... Starring: | ||||
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| Nathan has completed Splatter Island and is looking to win even more money. In Wheel of Splatter, Nathan has a 9 Letter word he needs to guess. We'll give him some letters free, and he gets to choose some more letters. Any letters he has revealed get... Starring: | ||||
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The biggest draw of this episode is "Leo" (and his massive cock).
If you've watched a Splatter Island video before, then you're already familiar with the basic format, and this video is structured pretty much the same as the others in the series.
The biggest draw of this particular episode, of course, is "Leo"--and the fact that he gets full-frontal naked (and unabashedly shows off his massive cock) by the end of the clip. It would've been cool if he'd used his volcanic sacrifices (and peeled off some clothing) a bit earlier in the scene, but suffice it to say it's more than worth the wait to see him go full monty (and even edge his semi-hard cock a bit) at the end.
The biggest draw of this particular episode, of course, is "Leo"--and the fact that he gets full-frontal naked (and unabashedly shows off his massive cock) by the end of the clip. It would've been cool if he'd used his volcanic sacrifices (and peeled off some clothing) a bit earlier in the scene, but suffice it to say it's more than worth the wait to see him go full monty (and even edge his semi-hard cock a bit) at the end.
Hot. If he were hard, better!
Bought it. Love the name your own price. Hot guy. Bought the ones that he was clothed and pied so nice to see him get humiliated nude. Wish he got hard. At begging his twitching dick made it seem like he was getting turned on. Would have been more humiliating to see him with a boner and getting pied. That would be worth the full price! Agree that green screen took away from pieing. All in all worth the money. Recommend buying.
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